Imposter Syndrome

Although I love my procrastination routines, I never considered myself an expert procrastinator because I continue to achieve my goals, big and small.  In that sense, I’m a functional procrastinator.  So, when I decided to write a book on my unique approach to procrastination, and it took only six months to write, I felt like an imposter.  Do I even know what procrastination is?  Then it happened.  One day I looked up from my crossword puzzle and 2 years had slipped by.  Finally, I had achieved supreme procrastination – a whale bigger than any ever seen.  Now I’m an expert.  So now the book can finally be released to the wild – look forward to it soon!  (but don’t hold your breath)